Written by H. Allen Scott (SomeEcards)
Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia diagnosis has inspired a mix of responses, ranging from “get well soon” messages from the likes of Donald Trump to straight up crazy conspiracy theories. The latter seems to haunt Clinton, as there is a long list of truly wacky theories involving her, but the latest involving her health has taken on a life of its own (essentially mirroring the plot of the Kevin Kline film Dave). Could Hillary Clinton be using—deep breaths—a body double?!
It’s in the nose!
Or wait, no, it’s the ears.
Scratch that, sorry, it’s totally the index finger.
Ugh, sorry again, actually it’s the legs.
And fear not, the internet figured out the identity of the body double. It’s actress and comedian Teresa Barnwell!
Oops, sorry, Barnwell just rained on that parade.
Roseanne thinks Clinton might have multiple sclerosis or even Parkinson’s disease.
But we saved the best for last. Hillary Clinton is in fact a robot.
But Clinton is probably too busy getting well and running for President to care or notice. So keep up the crazy, internet, you’re doing great!