Alternate Reality. #1: Hillary Clinton and the Reptoids.

This is the first official entry in a series archiving the conspiracist worldview in their own words from interviews, from found documents, but predominantly from their own online publishing. Hyperlinked, and printed, just in case the original article is deleted.

The following, posted on Nevada County Scooper, gives an account of a very suspicious sounding alleged WikiLeak email, purported to be from Hillary Clinton campaign chair, John Podesta. Although Podesta’s interest in aliens and UFOs is well-known, the story still leaves quite a bit of room for skepticism.

Article publication was most likely Sunday, October 16, 2016. Reprinted invoking fair use for historical and sociological purposes.

Wikileaks: The Clinton Plan for Reptilian Control

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Hillary Clinton denies involvement with the reptilian conspiracy.

London, England — The international non-profit journalistic organization Wikileaks released a series of Hillary Clinton campaign emails yesterday that suggest the United States government is working with an alien reptilian force to both control and enslave humanity. The leak, which is a part of the “Podesta emails” obtained by Wikileaks via Russian Hackers, reveals that Vladimir Putin and the Russian government has been actively battling these reptilian forces for over 60 years. More troubling however according to the emails, is that western democracies have been infiltrated by these extraterrestrial forces and have a plan to enslave humans once they complete control after the 2016 election.

“Those of us who are awake have known this for years,” said North San Juan, CA alien DNA “researcher” Skyy Wolford in a Scooper telephone interview. “They’ve been here for a long time, but it wasn’t until after World War II that they started to take over our governments. Where do you think the United States got their nuclear technology from?”

According to Mr. Wolford, you’re not going to see full-sized reptilians walking around the grocery store as they’ve “cloaked” themselves in a thin, outer-human skin.

“They make themselves look like humans, but underneath their fake skin they are ‘Reptos,’” continued Mr. Wolford. “Reptos cannot ever hide from us on this world, I will expose you for what you really are. But please do not mistake them for the dragon or grays that are here also. Remember, the dragons are bad like Clinton and [George] Soros, but the grays are fighting for us. You can see that Podesta is really worried about the grays winning. And Putin and Trump are working with them to kick the Reptos and the dragons off Earth. It’s really a mess.”

The details of this conspiracy to enslave humanity is detailed in obtained in an August 3rd, 2016 Wikileaks Podesta email number 10284 obtained by the Scooper. In the email, which is between Center for American Progress‘ Neera Tanden and Podesta discussing the “rising threat” that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin pose to Reptilian plans.

Wikileaks Podesta email number 10284 obtained by the Nevada County Scooper.

The Clinton campaign has repeatedly denied any involvement with the Repto/Dragon conspiracy to enslave humanity, but when questioned about Secretary Clinton’s obsession with UFOs and Extraterrestrial life, media advisor Jim Margolis issued the following statement.

“We should not trust everything we read on the Internet. We should not trust a suspected rapist like Wikileaks’ Julian Assange with anything. There is nothing to suggest that Secretary Clinton is involved with, nor even believes such fairy tale things as a Reptilian takeover of Earth. As for her fascination with extraterrestrial life and UFOs, what American doesn’t share that curiosity?”

As for Skyy Wolford, he doesn’t like to tell everyone “I told you so,” but in this case he’s not making any apologies.

“Look, I told everyone about this over and over,” continued an exasperated Mr. Wolford. “And no one listened to me. They told me I was crazy and mentioned something about histrionics and Haldol when I warned people on Facebook. I’m instructing my followers in swing states to vote for Trump. Here in California, Hillary wins, so I’m voting for Jill Stein.”

(I am including another version of the “podesta email” in case the site takes down their host copy)

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Just in case you are wondering, there was a WikiLeak podesta email number 10284. It was another boring conversation between Podesta and a WHO representative with the header RE: CALL w/ Potus. Apparently, they were trying to set up a phone call with the President. Boring, also not related to aliens.

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